ALI BABA AT 50: BOVI PAYS
GLOWING TRIBUTE TO NIGERIA CZAR OF COMEDY
Last
Wednesday, June 24, marked the 50th birthday of Nigeria’s comedy Czar, Ali
Baba. Predictably, he has been buffeted by deluge of tributes and goodwill
messages by prominent Nigerians. One of his protégées, Bovi also writes a
glowing tribute to celebrate Ali Baba, who is regarded as the undisputed King
of Comedy in Nigeria.
Below is
Bovi’s piece;
“OCT
30th, 2005…. Around 10pm; alibaba walked up to me and said “you’re funny. You
should do standup comedy. You’re funnier than many of the guys already out
there. You even funny pass *************” . Well, it wasn’t until 2008 I chose
to make the very bold move. 3 years later. In those three years I had had
trouble sleeping each night I watched other comedians. And his words echoed
repeatedly in my head. The night he saw me, it was at an arts exhibition. The
mc was doing a bad job. There was an interlude. But there was nothing to fill
the space. So I grabbed the mic, blood rushing to my head and started to blurt
out the few jokes I knew. It was the first audience in lagos I had ever faced
as a standup comedian (save for a private party in December 2004). The audience
stared at me, either out of pity or curiosity. But not out of interest. The
jokes were funny but I wasn’t. However the bespectacled alibaba looked on with
his hand to his chin and a permanent smile. He was the only source of
encouragement in this firing squad. Soon it was over and just as the event
rounded off and guests made their way outside, he walked up to me and said
those words I will never forget . “You’re funny….” Happy 50th birthday to
@alibabagcfr”.
Going down memory lane, Bovi also said he doesn’t collect jokes from Ali Baba anymore since the day he set him up.
Going down memory lane, Bovi also said he doesn’t collect jokes from Ali Baba anymore since the day he set him up.
“Alibaba
is not one to shy away from encouraging you. He always sees the cup as half
full. Many of the classic jokes that are evergreen in the minds of average
Nigerians are alibabas creations.
Some have
been retold in a shameless manner by less creative forces and audiences still
laugh. Some have been refurbished and improved upon. But the source of these
materials are still alibaba. Now this is where ali baba did wrong. Ali baba
once told me a joke. He said check out this material. I died of laughter. I had
barely finished when he said “you can have it”. I froze in shock. “Bros make I
take am””?” He nodded with assurance. I arrived the next comedy gig with an
air. I had an ace up my sleeve. I was going to bomb this show with my new joke.
The audience will die with laughter and they will be buried with memories of
the joke and their remembrance will feature my picture and my voice. In loving
memory of the joke that Bovi killed the audience with. I had barely finished
planning this obituary when I heard the audience already dying with laughter.
The comedian on stage was saying something I had heard before. Wait, he was
saying my joke. My new joke. Where did he hear me say it? But I hadn’t said it before.
It was only a few minutes before I discovered the distress in the face of two
other comedians. I thought it was something else until the comedian came off
the stage leaving a trail of blood from an audience murdered with laughter. He
was confronted by three of us with “oh boy why you crack my joke”. “Which
joke?” We chorused again.. “The last joke”. He retorted “but na my joke: bros
Ali naim give me” wrote Bovi on Instagram.
“And a
mild argument ensued. I quietly withdrew and went to rework my set. Phew!!!!! I
was deflated. In no time I confronted alibaba. He laughed so hard, I couldn’t
figure what was funny. But that was until he spoke. “Make Una dey wait make I
dey write give Una. Which one me go come talk if I dash out all, one by one”.i
got d message clearly. If you don’t create your own material, the audience will
kill you. From that day till today when alibabas offers a joke, I run. And he
laughs” he further wrote.
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